Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Burning Can Cannes?

Check out 23/6's FAQ: Cannes Film Festival. It includes gems like this:

Why is it in the news now?

The Cannes Film Festival is underway there. It kicked off Wednesday, May 14.

Cool, a festival. Like the Burning Man Festival.

If Burning Man were held in France and wasn't attended solely by dreadlocked hipsters, and it showed films instead of garbage pretending to be art installations, and it had a history as one of the world's most renown [sic] film festivals, then yes, it's exactly like Burning Man.

Like, if Hillary Clinton were a black man named Barack Obama, she'd be the next democratic nominee for president. Exactly like that.

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